Add your inches to find out how big your Nick is:
3" = Mini Nick; 7" = Nick Junior; 12" = Big Nick (You da man)
What are Strippers?
0" : Chemicals used to remove paint
1" : Women paid to take off their cloths
2" : Breaded Chicken strips served on a plate not a pole
What might a man buy before a date at Nicks:
0" : Nick's T-shirt (wear it and get 10 % discount)
1" : Flowers
2" : Condom
Balls on a Stick are:
0" : Freaky sex act
1" : Those crazy paddles you played with as a child
2" : Huge Meatballs & Potatoes on a stick @ Nick's
Poker Face:
0" : Someone who had really bad acne as a teenager
1" : A face often seen at Nick's on Tues Trivia night
2" : A song sang by Lady GaGa
Busty Breasts:
0" : Dolly Parton
1" : A Set of Knockers
2" : Two large all white skinless chicken breasts at Nick's
The best Tail in Town:
0" : Nicks Bartenders
1" : A lie that is totally made up,
2" : Nick's fish tale sandwich
____________ shots: slap, tequila, jager, flu, patron, Little Beers, Mini Ginni's,
Sliders:
0" : Baseball players headed for home
1" : Vaseline & astroglide
2" : Mini Nick: Angus Beef burgers with onions & cheese
What's Sexy:
0" : Me on Thurs after 2.00 Margarita night @ Nicks
1" : Me any night after 3 drinks at Nick's
2" : Nick's club sandwich piled high on pretzel Bread
What can you eat all night long?
0" : Nick’s Fish on Tues might
1" : Nick’s cookies
2" : Nick’s fish
“apenisinmymouth”
0" : a penis…
1" : get your mind out of the gutter
2" : a pen is in my mouth
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
0" : First
1" : Second
2" : Out of Place
If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
0" : Last
1" : Second to Last
2" : coming in from behind
Use your Head, the other one
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?
0" : 5000
1" : It’s not 5000
2" : 4100
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
0" : NUNU
1" : Try Birth Control
2" : Mary
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? He has to open his mouth just like you!
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